The (mis)adventures of studying abroad

Saturday, May 25, 2013

There And Back Again: A Hobbit's Tale By Emily O'Brien

 Hullo,

So I guess I did decide to do one final blog to sum up everything and explain the journey home. It was, to say the least, quite long. And I guess we can talk about me being home because that's also strange.

Our adventure begins one bright sunshiney morning in Venice. Our heroes, Katie and Emily awake early in order to venture out to the mystical land that is The Airport.

One second. I can't write this in third person or I'll go crazy. Let's begin again, shall we? So we woke up early and I took a shower because I knew I wouldn't have another opportunity to be clean until I reached America. One shower later, we headed out to get breakfast, where I performed a flawless execution of ordering my food. Obviously.

Me: Un cappuccino y un ............ donut.

Despite my ordering techniques, I got what I wanted so it all worked out. Katie and I ate pretty quickly before leaving to find an ATM. I had hoped I wouldn't have to withdraw any more cash, but that was incredibly wishful thinking. Being a few euros poorer, we went back to the hostel to check out, collect our stuff and hit the road again. We made it to the water-bus which took us to the airport. It was a rather lengthy ride, but pleasant because Venice is great. Even with the long ride, we made it with a lot of time before our respective flights because I plan on never missing a flight ever again. Should it happen, I will cry all of the tears and my heart will be shattered from distress and will be broken for eternity. So no more missing flights.

Katie's flight left before mine and she learned about her gate and check-in spot well in advance of me. Although we had been hoping to go through security together, it wasn't possible so we said our farewells and parted ways. It was sad to split up because it truly marked the end of my adventure and saying goodbye to an excellent travel companion.

I'm already bored with my traveling. My apologies because it must be even less interesting for you. After we split up, I found out where to check-in and went through security and all that jazz. My flight from Venice to Madrid had an hour long lay-over in Barcelona, the only dicey part of Day One because I had to get my second ticket when I made it there. It was an uneventful trip to Madrid other than that.

I have become quite familiar with the Madrid-Barajas Airport, so I had decided to sleep overnight there before my flight back to the States the next morning. Great plan (sarcasm hand raised). You may recall a couple of posts ago where I was going insane. That was the overnight-in-the-Madrid portion of the trip. I got an overpriced dinner and started looking for wi-fi to help pass the night. I could've paid for it but I was done with spending money so I wrote my new blog post. And read. And played free-cell. And hearts. Somewhere between three and four in the morning I decided that sleep was unimportant. Or something that stupid. I don't know what possessed me to stay up the entire night, but stay up the entire night I did. (Yoda.)

I spent too much time in my head and the coffee I had at six fueled me with energy and crazy. Because my flight was at 10:25 AM, I started looking for my check-in place at 7ish. The Boy Scouts and I now have the same motto: Be prepared and don't be the idiot you goes to Asia and gets stuck on the wrong continent. That's right, right? I had a brief heart attack when one of the employees couldn't find me in the system. Frantically, I called my mommyface, bought half an hour of internet access and found my flight confirmation because hell if I get stuck in the airport another day. Luckily, it all worked out because we are all well aware of the fact that my heart is rather fragile in regards to Missing The Flights.

After making it through security, I ended up being one of the lucky people who also gets searched randomly. Though this is against my principles (Don't touch my stuff. It's where it belongs), I did get to talk to one the guards in Spanish which was already strange after not speaking it for two weeks. The bigger issue, though, was the fact that I had a ton of dirty clothes in my backpack and didn't want the guy to pull out everything. Or look at it. Because, hey airport, look at my underwear. Yeeeeaaaah. I wasn't about that life so much.

After my backpack had been put into order, I began more of the sitting. And waiting. And getting on the plane. I was actually really excited about this plane on account of each seat had their own tiny touchscreen TV so I could choose what music or movies or TV shows to watch and change them at will. True power, my friends. Thankfully, the little screen kept me entertained because I couldn't fall asleep. The flight was really long (9 hours? 10 hours?) and I was unable to be unconscious for any of it. That's right. I stayed up the entire night and was still not successful in sleeping on the plane. What is life?

I eventually landed in Atlanta and went through customs and I got a stamp. I had been worried about this (customs, not the stamp), but I really shouldn't have been because I guess I made it through. I mean, I'm here. I began the more waiting in a place where everything was in ENGLISH. Whut.

Let's speed this up a little. I got on the plane from Minneapolis and was ecstatic to find I was in the middle seat. This plane was less cool than the last one due to no tiny TV and the two-ish hours it took to get to the cities was forever. BUT THEN I SAW MY MOMMY AT THE BAGGAGE CLAIM. Excitement! She informed me we were heading to campus to pick up Tom after his final so I got reunited with the U as well. Surprisingly, I was dressed way too warmly for this adventure because it was over 90 degrees and sweatpants are, apparently, not the thing to wear in this weather. Who knew? By the time we actually made it home, "unpacked," and I caught up with my sister and DAD, I had been awake too long.
The Numbers

Hours Awake: 44
Airports to Get Home: 5
Miles Traveled: Too Damn Many
Seeing the Family: Priceless

It took me a few days to recover from jet-lag because naps always seemed like a good idea and waking up too early. (6 AM: Whyyyyy?) Also there were a few bizarre experiences, including drinking my first glass of milk in four months. Weird. And hanging out with my friends who I hadn't seen in that long. And sharing a car with my siblings. And having my room. WHICH HAS CARPET. (There was too much excitement for the last one.)

Originally, I wrote this blog so I wouldn't actually have to explain all of my adventures to everyone. I guarantee this plan has backfired because I spent a good deal of time fielding a variety of....interesting questions from some members of my family. (You know who you are.)

Questions Already Asked

Did any part of your trip remind you of Lady & the Tramp?
Did they sing to you on the gondola?
Really?
What songs did they sing?
Did you see anyone catch any fish?
What kind?

You might be able to imagine others. Maybe you'll  be the next one to ask me one that could potentially make the crazy list. (If it's about fish, congratulations, you'll make the list.)


FINAL CONCLUSIONS

Travel makes you grateful for people. I appreciate all the strangers who helped me out, however big or small this was. I joked with Katie that if I ever one some big award, I would thank the people who carried my suitcase across Europe and no one else. But seriously. People are great. Sometimes. Let's not get crazy.

More on the people situation: I met people who are awesome and I had a great time just being around them because no one had time to play games and put on a facade. Company, it seems, makes travel better.

I found out a lot about myelf. I feel more confident in my ability to navigate the uncertain because shizz happens. Conditions aren't always great and how I reacted to this helped me gauge who I am. Travel measured me, if that makes sense.

Shit happens. I remember saying I expected things to go wrong. But really, I didn't expect them to go as wrong as they did until it happened. The worst experiences (and best) are the unexpected.

I changed. (Granted, everything changes given time. But that is obviously beside the point.) It's like some things in me shifted and lined up slightly differently than they did before. It might be just internal. I might be the only one who notices, but what does that matter? I can feel it.

I do the same poses in all of my pictures. I really need to work on this for my future on the red carpet so I can accept my award and thank the random people who helped me with my damn suitcase.

Don't say goodbyes. I don't like 'em. Just leave. And probably don't look back (Your call).

THE MOST IMPORTANT LIFE ADVICE I WILL EVER GIVE: Pack lightly.

So there you have it, folks. I came. I saw. I sort of conquered. This actually be my last (planned) blog because otherwise I would only be saying, "And then I worked for eight hours. And then I took a nap." Literally, that is my life now, so I doubt it would cause much interest. Surprisingly, I actually liked blogging and would be willing to do more in the future. If something crazy happens to me like I win the lottery or I inherit a lightsaber, then you might hear from me. So possibly some sporadic blogging. But, for now we must part ways.

Like I said, no goodbyes.

Thursday, May 23, 2013

When the Moon Hits Your Eye Like a Big Pizza Pie, That's Amore: Italy Part II

Hey everyone!

On might call this the beginning of the end, but I just call it the end of our shared adventure. Granted, your involvement has been rather passive and vicarious, so this matters a bit less for you guys. Anyway, ONWARD!

When I left off, "we" were in Florence going to Cinque Terre to enjoy some...stuff. I actually knew almost nothing about the place before we ended up there except that the houses were pretty colors in the pictures on the internet. Clearly a knowledgeable world traveler.

We met Lee, a guy from USC (briefly mentioned in the last post), the day before; he happened to be going to the same place so we decided to take the same train. Prior to that, however, it was Food Time because when isn't Food Time? That's rhetorical. Food Time is all of the times. Unfortunately we have gone off on a tangent a bit. Let's try this again.

We headed to the food market with all of our stuff because it was on our way to the train station. Lee knew the way and also a place that sold massive four euro sandwiches, so we grabbed them to eat on the train. Lee is my new hero on account of he was able to put my suitcase on the train and on the shelf above our seat because I guess some people get to be big and strong and some people get to be pathetic so the big, strong people feel bad for you and put your stuff on shelves. Whatever it takes, I guess.

On the ride, I mostly slept and Katie and Lee talked and were sociable. To each his own. It was a couple hours until we made it just outside of Cinque Terre. We had to take a local train into our respective towns because Cinque Terre is made up of five towns, a fact Katie and I didn't know until Lee pointed out.

Katie: I wonder how many towns there are...?
Lee: Uh, five. Cinque is five.
Katie and Me: Ooooooh. I feel dumb.

Lee was staying in the first one, Riomaggiore and we were in the third one, Corniglia. We split up at Lee's stop but made plans to have dinner together, providing we both had wi-fi to communicate about a location and time later that night.

Katie had told me there were roughly four-hundred stairs to climb when we got to Corniglia, so to say I was dreading it would be an understatement. I can't count the number of times I considered just leaving my suitcase somewhere and telling the universe it won and had broken all of the spirit in my heart. Fortunately, there happened to be a bus (See van that was called a bus) that drove up to the city. They could have charged me all of the money in my wallet to get to town and I would have eagerly paid it in order to not climb up all of those stairs and cry my heart out when I finally reached the top. I guarantee that would have happened. No doubt.

That doesn't mean it wasn't a strugglebus, because the aisle of the van wasn't really wide enough for my bag. Apparently bringing All Of The Things was frowned upon in that establishment. I was glad to make it to the top of the rather large hill and get away from (some of) the staring eyes. Luckily our hostel was pretty close to the drop off point, so it wasn't a long walk. But, because life, there was a plethora of stairs which was a good game. I finally made it up all of them only to open the door of our hostel to find....More stairs. Sometimes I think life is a cosmic joke. (Not even just my life. Like all of life for everybody is great big joke. Guess I'll never know.)

I trudged up the stairs and down the hall to our room to settle in. Because of our late night, Katie and I planned on taking a naps and meeting Lee for dinner. We didn't have much time to follow through with this as Lee decided to hop on the train to our town. We had about an hour to ourselves before we went out to meet him. Even in our small town, we got briefly lost trying to find the Super Duper stairs because getting lost is our M.O. Corniglia is rather small though, so this didn't last very long and it turned out Lee was right at the top of them. Katie and I felt kind of bad because he had been exploring while we lazed about. Whoops.

Upon meeting up again, we looked for a place to eat where we could have a great view. As you may have guessed from the reference to eight billion stairs, Corniglia is at the top of a hill so we thought a place with a view would be easy to find. After a brief-ish search, it was clear that this wasn't necessarily the case. In the end, there only ended up being one place that fit the description and it happened to be the first place we looked.

Because we were so close to the ocean (Sea? I don't know...), it seemed like a good idea to order seafood. And it was, but it was also rather...Terrifying? Disturbing? Perhaps I should explain. I ordered pasta with shrimp and ended up with full shrimp with all the heads and the legs and they were staring at me with their cold, dead eyes...It was scary. And after I got over the little legs and antennas and suchlike, it was rather delicious. But I was careful about what I ordered after that, let me tell you.

After dinner, it was nearly sunset so we decided to check it out. When we had been looking for a restaurant earlier, we spotted a place for a flawless view of the sunset. Actually, there was a small mountainous region between us and the sun but it still ended up being magically beautiful. With the clouds and the sea (Ocean?) and sun, it was excellent. Pictures will come, obviously.

Later, after the setting of the setting of the sun, Lee, Katie and I ended up talking for quite some time. It was relaxing to chat with both of them, but we were all rather tired so it was bedtime. And showertime for some of us (Me. Showertime for me).

The next day dawned bright and early, and Katie and I headed to a small cafe for breakfast. A pastry and cappuccino later and we headed down to the train station to wait for Lee. I had gotten used to Italy not caring about things like schedules and things not always going right, so it wasn't a huge surprise when the train was almost an hour late. After we found Lee, the three of us immediately jumped back on and took it to the last stop in Monterosso. We checked out the town for a little bit and decided to get a snack because Lee really wanted to try focaccia and pesto, which was apparently a specialty in Cinque Terre. We found a little shop and split some between the three of us. The pesto was so good we all decided we were going to get some for dinner that night.

Done eating our snack, it was time to find the path between Monterosso and Vernazza. We talked to the tourist information and they gave us the low down on all the paths and we found out that our hike would take about an hour and a half. Excellent, too much exercise isn't good for us! We found the trail and then the fun began. Italy wanted us to pay for the path I guess, so we bought passes that let us go on the trails and take the trains for the rest of the day. Although we were annoyed by the sneakiness of the pay-for-the-trail people, this ended up being a pretty good investment.

Then began one rather long, difficult-ish hike. It was spectacular but, because of the hills and narrowness, rather precarious at points. The stairs at the beginning nearly killed me and around each turn I was praying they would end. But, alas, they never did. I'm actually still climbing them. Okay, exaggerations again. They did eventually stop, even though I almost died to reach the top. Luckily, we never had any more that were as intense. There were eight billion tourists all along the path, mostly all French. I probably saw more French people in Italy than I did in Paris No joke.

The climb was a bit strenuous but completely worth it. We had excellent views of the ocean and the forest was really beautiful. Upon finally making it to Vernazza, we were quite tired and hungry and we saw a delightful sight to alleviate our sufferings. Sorry, guys. I worked today, so I guess it makes me feel a bit melodramatic or some such thing. Anyway, seafood in a cone guys. Seafood. In a cone.

I was terrified of the anchovies that were supposed to come with it, so instead I had extra shrimp. Likewise, I had a fear of the slightly tentacle-y calamari but I still bravely ate it. And it was good so maybe I'll try and eat somewhat weird stuff more often. (Crazy food is not my thing. Mac & Cheese is my thing.) We adventured more in the town, but all of the different towns sort of blended together because we ended up visiting all five that day. They all had there own character but similar looking houses and access to the waterfront, so I can distinguish them in my mind, but I won't be able to describe them each to you properly. Suffice it to say, we went five for five in eating food in all of them with gelato in Manarola and pesto pasta in Riomaggiore.

I can for sure tell you about a couple places. We went down to a rocky beach in one of the towns (Vernazza maybe?) and hung out on some massive rocks by the water in Riomaggiore, Lee's town. Because that was our last stop, we ate dinner there with Lee. We all had a variety of pesto pasta, and because Lee was so in love with it, he overpaid for a little baby jar of pesto. When in Italy, right? Our dinner conversation included many gems, including Lee apparently trying to teach himself to be ambidextrous. How cool is that? (Note: Katie and I were really excited to have another companion. Forgive my still-excited-ness where I talk too much and seem kind of creepy. No pasa nada.) 

After dinner, we headed down to the waterfront again because it needed to be done. Or something. It was extremely relaxing just to hang out and talk down there. Until the rain came. Katie and I said goodbye to Lee before exiting stage left toward the train station. And then it was like the heavens opened up and were incredibly depressed that A) We were all leaving Cinque Terre and B) That I had been unable to eat Chipotle for four months. The second situation has been fixed, thank you for asking. (Tangent: I forgot freedom tasted so much like Chipotle. 'Murica.)


While the rain came raining down, Katie and I hid from it under an overhang and raced into the train and were greeted by non-rain by the time we made it back to Corniglia which we were grateful for because we decided to climb the Too Many Stairs. My legs protested this, but I made it to the top. On the way, we were greeted by some Germans in lederhosen who had had a bit too much to drink. All five of them stopped on the stairs and started saying "Shhh!" as we approached. Right after we passed, they burst into a boisterous German song. Stay classy, guys.

We made it back to the hostel, packed up, and got ready for our next travel day: to Venice!

The next day dawned early and we, as per our luck, missed the bus down to the train station by five minutes. We had budgeted plenty of time though (We did learn from the Istanbul mistake. Damn you, Turkey.), and followed the windy road down because going down the stairs would have surely ended me. We began the waiting process and eventually hopped on the train to the other train station and rode more trains in a circuitous route to Venice. I'll spare you the description because riding trains is not so exciting. My one complaint is about Pringles because I didn't get as many as I should have in my baby Pringles can. So there's that. (Tangents. Tangents everywhere! Can I write a post where I keep on track for the entire thing?)

Tangent 8721hxh820ds0002139: I must retrieve my notebook to remember what the heck I did during my first day in Venice. It was a week and a half ago but I remember...nothing. I remember nothing.

That's not entirely accurate but I needed a refresher. So here we go. When we approached Venice, I was mostly blown away. I mean, yes, canals. I knew there were going to be canals. But it was surreal to have the train tracks be almost on top of the water and when we stepped outside it was all water. Everywhere. We had walking directions to our hostel but my suitcase told me it absolutely wouldn't forgive me if we walked. And, me, being a pushover, listened to said suitcase and decided a water-bus might not be a bad idea. This conversation might be a complete figment of my imagination.

In case you're wondering, a water-bus is just a boat. A really overcrowded, slow boat that eventually gets you to your destination. Even so, I would have actually enjoyed the water journey had I not been lugging around the Luggage of Death through hordes of people. We did arrive, though, and wove our way through a lot of tourists and over bridges until we reached our final hostel. Guess what, guys. There were a lot of stairs.

We chucked our stuff and peaced out to see the city. (Peaced apparently isn't a word. I make my own words as needed, here at Emily Was Abroad.) As all good tourists do in Venice, we first headed out to Piazza San Marco (Saint Mark's Square) to kick pigeons see the sights. We got a little turned around because every once in a while a street just drops off into a canal and then you are left at a dead end. After some back-tracking and wandering, we found the people and the people found the square. The touristy parts of Venice teem with people, but we found a mostly out of the way place to sit and make some plans for the rest of our time in the city.

We decided to find the Rialto Bridge, the oldest bridge in Venice and then head to the second largest church in the city for the afternoon. We found the bridge fairly easily because Katie is a navigating pro, however, there were some problems in regards to the church. I still actually have no idea where it is. We thought we found it and actually went inside for mass but nope. It wasn't that big and didn't fit the description in the guidebook, so we had mass in a random church in a language I don't understand. Adventures.


Because of traveling earlier in the day, we decided to have an early night and therefore got dinner pretty early. I had margarita pizza, which was incredibly delicious. I will try not to make all of my posts a menu, so we won't get into the food that much. But really. If you are ever looking to have a good meal, just jet on over to Italy, stay forever, and eat everything. You can't go wrong. Although we finished eating fairly quickly, we hung around at the restaurant for a while but it became clear we needed to get some sleep and it was hostel time. And sleep time!

We got up at eight-ish the following morning, so we could get into the Doge's Palace without waiting in the massive lines that had been our downfall in Rome.  Italy is a late-rising country, so it wasn't really a surprise that there weren't a lot of breakfast places open that early. We did, luckily, find a place with pastries and coffee. After our brief meal, it was time to go to the palace. For the first time in our history of world traveling, we waited in zero lines. It was fantastic.

We were unable to take pictures of the palace and I don't break rules. Or I didn't in this case. The interior was beautiful, with grandly painted ceilings, gold and great views. It was interesting to see the mix of mythology and religion in the paintings around the place because the US doesn't really have anything to compare it to. Also, swords. That is all. Actually, that isn't quite true. We saw some dungeons and massive, fancy rooms and a place for an Important Council of People, among other things. Through one of the windows we saw what appeared to be some sort of gondola race or congregation. I am a little bummed I missed that but I guess palaces are pretty cool, right?
We didn't stay inside the palace as long as we thought we would, so we found a nearby bench and people watched for a little bit. Not wanting to waste the day though, we started wandering around the island that the important stuff is constructed on. Venice is made of 118 small islands, but I think we were on one of the larger ones because it took a while to get around to the other side. The farther we got from Saint Mark's and the palace, the less tourists and between that and the weather, it was extremely beautiful. I bought a few things at a souvenir shop and Katie realized she didn't need a jacket, so we meandered back to the hostel to drop off our things.

As always, it was Food Time so we stopped at a small pizza joint and got some deliciousness. I miss Italian food. (I'll stop about the food. I promise.) We were entertained by a mother trying to contain her son and his energy, but other than that, it was a rather uneventful meal. Let's get to the good stuff. (Gondolas!)

We traversed back to the tourist world that is Saint Mark's. We got in line for the basilica and it moved quite quickly. The Vatican should take notes. (I don't care about scale or logistics or whatever. I'm just sayin'.) Granted, this might also have to do with the fact that tourists can't take pictures so they actually have to pay attention. And people don't have great attention spans.

This was one of the my favorite churches because it was so....I don't even know. Words often fail me, but there is a legitimate reason here. My favorite story was how some crazy Venetians stole St. Mark's remains by hiding them in pork so the Muslim dudes from wherever-his-remains-used-to-be wouldn't look to closely. Now that is genius. Genius. The basilica was kind of dark and mysterious and gold and solemn. Yes, solemn, that's the right word. More than any of the others (even St. Peter's), for me this one just held something amazing and indescribable. And that's not just because I get a little lax with descriptions. It just was and exists in a way that hit me more than others. I don't know. It's late and I'm reliving feelings. So that's the best I can do to recapture it and I'm failing. So it goes.

 As per usual, the afternoon called for gelato and sitting in St. Mark's Overcrowded Square.This involved more kicking at pigeons and listening to some performers at outdoor restaurants and getting annoyed at people getting in my personal space. This was great although, after we sat down, I feared because my nemeses were perched right above me, waiting to poop on me. I am against pigeons, guys.

A brisk sit later and it was time for another great mode of transportation. Gondola! Although it was pretty expensive, the boat was plush and shnazzy and our guide was great. He talked about the city and himself and, like all stereotypes regarding gondoliers, sang in Italian to us. The ride was fantastic and I practiced my princess wave for when the peasants stared at us. The canals aren't as deep as I though they were, only three meters in most of them except the Grand Canal and other larger ones. Our gondolier was quite informative (The last building in Venice was constructed over a century ago. So the city has looked the same for at least one hundred years) and the trip was beautifully peaceful. Guys, go to Venice. Our ride didn't last nearly as long as I would've liked, but it was well worth the money we paid. There was nothing to do but snap a few pictures after the ride and then head on our way.

Katie and I then stopped at a small shop on our way to our hostel to grab a bright pink drink and hang out before dinner. We chatted and compared our favorite cities and parts of the trip, already trapped in nostalgia. We both agreed that Venice was one of our favorite places, despite hearing all about how dirty it was. Real talk now, guys. Venice is a dirty city. No doubt about it. But I don't think that takes away from anything really because there is so much beauty and it is such a surreal, magical place. Now I wouldn't want to go jump in a canal, but I would go back to that city a heartbeat. That is all.

We had been scouting out restaurants earlier and returned to one that was fairly close and seemed like a good atmosphere. It was my last real supper because airports don't count. At all. I bravely, (not really) tried a shrimp pasta with something called "rocket sauce" which is just a really wacky translation for a pesto sauce. I was really tempted to get desert there too, but I was running low on funds so we hit up a much more affordable gelateria after dinner. By that time though, it was raining because Venice was depressed to see us go. I just keep talking about how sad all the cities are to not think about the fact that, hey, maybe the weather was just crappy sometimes. Venice was sad.

We were freezing by the time we got are gelato, so we ate it inside. Some of us *raises hand* ate ours really slowly so we wouldn't have to face the cold wetness of the world quite so soon. Before long though, my ice cream was gone and cold was back. Le sigh. My last night ended on the sad note of packing for the next day. The worst.

So I'm thinking I will actually do one more post. It won't be particularly exciting but will cover these topics: Travel and adjusting to "real" life. We'll see how everything goes. Check back in a couple days and I will (at the very least) have some pictures up.

Possibly goodbye forever.

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

All Roads Lead to Rome (Eventually).

Hello everyone!

I am back in the good ole US of A*, but I need to finish recounting my travels. A brief recap: smog ruined my life in Turkey, so I missed my flight. One might suspect after we made it on our (new) flight, that chapter of my life would be complete. And one would be wrong.

*As this was posted. When I was writing it, I was in a lovely (sarcasm hand raised so fast it created a sonic boom) airport in Madrid.

After the Terror in Turkey…Is that too dramatic? Perchance. I’ll start over: Being frustrated and having lots of feelings *shudder*, Katie and I both ranted about missing our flight in our journals (Or rant books, if you will. I prefer that term.) for a long time. A solid hour of silence and writing only partially helped, so we began planning our time until our new flight left at 10PM. With eight hours to kill, it became a discussion of how long we would sit in one place before migrating because there is not a lot to do in airports especially sans Wi-Fi. Finally it was time to board and everything went well on the flight and we made it to Rome. Celebration time!

We grabbed a cab outside the Rome airport and shared with two old Italian ladies. The conversation occurred in three languages because we found out our cabbie, Claudio, could speak Spanish as well as English. I said it in my other Italy post, but there are definitely similarities between Spanish and Italian, so, to a degree, there was a level of understanding between us and the Italian ladies. Claudio was excellent in Spanish and English, so it was easy to understand him.

After our 50 euro ride, we made it to the hostel building and we climbed out. It was well after midnight, so Claudio waited to make sure we got into the building alright.

This section can be called “All Hell Breaks Loose: Part II.”

As you might guess from how our day went, no one answered when we buzzed the room. We kept trying but yeah, no. Wasn’t gonna happen. Fortunately, a man was going in the building so our cabbie talked to him and made it so all three of us could trail in behind him. We tramped up to the room to find out that while our hostel doesn’t have a curfew, that doesn’t mean there will be a receptionist at all hours of the night. So our options were to wait outside for maybe someone, sometime to show up or start knocking on the doors of hostels in the same building. We opted to knock on doors.

Lucky for us (Oh wait…), everything was full. Katie ended up mostly begging (in Spanish) an old Italian man for space in a corner of a hostel. Not even for a bed or anything, we just needed a roof in all honesty. Obviously, it was against all hostel rules or laws of the land or something to let us stay, but Old Italian Gentleman let us stay for a reduced price. We ended up sleeping at a table in the tiny lobby for five hours.

When I say “sleep” that is generous. There were other occupants who came in at all hours of the night and desks are quite comfortable. Yeah… Despite this, all of my faith in humanity is restored. Our cabbie gave us his card and I am nearly positive he would have let us stay in his house or driven us somewhere else had we needed it. Old Italian Man gave us pillows and soap and a shower made me feel like a real person again. The day and night were terrible, but people are good.

After a refreshing night of sleep (Ha.), we headed to a different hostel at 7 AM to check in and actually start the day. Our room wasn’t ready, but we stored our things and ate breakfast and it somewhat revived us. On our two/three hours of sleep, we headed out to the Vatican for mass. We read somewhere that mass started at 9 AM, so we got there a little early to get good places and because we had nothing else to do. (Except sleep…I don’t know how we function.)

Unfortunately, mass didn’t really start until 10:30 AM. There was some singing and mass-y sort of things going on from 9-10:30, but it was pretty clear it wasn’t particularly significant because all of the Italians were chatting with each other and cracking jokes. Because of our recent streak of luck, it was raining during almost the entire service and neither Katie nor I had an umbrella. But Italians are my favorite people because they shared and would jostle us forward to get into position under the canopy of umbrellas. One lady even gave us an extra for a while.

Sidenote: “Umbrelli” said with a super thick Italian accent is possibly the best word ever. I heard it a bazillion times and will never get sick of it.

We were pretty exhausted by the time Communion occurred because we had been standing in the rain for about three hours, listening to another language and being overwhelmed by the crowds. This was made better by two things. One was, obviously, seeing the Pope and having him drive his little Pope-mobile through the crowds. Because I am smallish, a bunch of Italian ladies shoved me up to the front. Southern hospitality has nothing on All Italians. The second occurred while waiting for the Pope. Katie and I had both noticed an extremely attractive guard, and it seemed we weren’t the only ones. It was hilarious to hear all the little, old Italian ladies chattering among themselves with the recurring word “Novio” or boyfriend. If that can’t make your day, I don’t know what can.
After mass, we raced back to the hostel to change clothes and head out once again because there was so much to see. Katie grabbed her umbrella and we got some food from a Mini-Mart and it seemed almost as though we never left the Vatican because we were back so quickly. We ended up in a massive line to see Saint Peter’s Basilica, which was well worth the wait. It was adorned with so many different colors of marble and shnazzy statues and gold and extravagance. Etc. Etc. (We know how I feel about descriptions by now.) So pictures!

Like any good monument, it had a place you could climb up: the dome. The climb wasn’t so bad until everything started being sideways to follow the curve of the roof. I was okay until we came out and were able to look down into the church from the dome. I can remember the feeling of my stomach just dropping and dropping and drop p i n g…After that, I stayed as close to the wall as I could until we climbed back outside. I’m fairly certain Katie was amused because she didn’t realize I had a slight phobia of falling to my doom.

We had been inside long enough for the weather to clear up, so we decided to head to the Spanish Steps and Trevi Fountain to complete the day. We climbed all of the steps which was a challenge because my legs didn’t feel like being legs after standing so much early in the morning. In addition, I don’t think I’ve ever been so aware of the number of tourists in one place. We sat on the steps to relax a bit before strolling over to the Trevi. Like all good tourists in Italy, we stopped for gelato first, because gelato. Mint gelato and famous monuments. Nothing better. We took some classic pictures of throwing coins into the fountain (One coin to return to Rome, two to find love in the city and three doesn’t matter because the first two are all you need. I wished for my Vatican guard boyfriend.)

Because we had gotten very little sleep and had been on our feet all day, exhaustion ensued. We decided to go get some dinner by our hostel but this ended up being a lot of wandering in search of the Perfect Place. When we found a place and got our food, Katie did all the talking because she could function and I was brain dead. When we finally left, our legs were stiff so we walked (Really it was limped) like goons back to the hostel. I remember saying, “I think I slept funny last night because my back hurts,” and then remembered I actually slept at a desk which probably counts as sleeping funny. Maybe this is why everything was hurting, hmmm?

We went to bed early because lack of sleep from the night before was killing us. Or tried to. I distinctly remember locking myself in a bathroom which made bedtime a little later. So it goes.

I Too Tired

Dear readers, I am going insane in this airport. I have begun rewriting that one Robert Frost poem about woods and snowiness because of the line “And miles to go before I sleep.” Want to read it? Of course you do!

Whose wi-fi this is I think I know
He's guarded it with a password though.
He must have some idea I'm here,
So I can't steal it and that blows.

My brain has gone a little weird
Because there are no people near.
My mind and body start to ache
As though I've sat here for a year.

I give my little legs a shake
Thinking there is some mistake
My foot has fallen fast asleep
End the tingling for heaven's sake.

This airport makes me want to weep,
But I have a flight to (HOPEFULLY) keep
And miles to go before I sleep
And miles to go before I sleep.
 
That’s 6AM poetry of a madwoman for you. Carry on with the rest of my Roman Holiday.

Because there was so much to do in Rome, we were up again way too early the next day as well. We were met with beautiful drizzle like the morning before because that must be how Rome rolls. Katie and I got up so early for more standing in the lines. Yay! We walked over to the Vatican museum and got into an enormous mass of people to wait almost three hours before entering. Despite my complaints about lines, everything we saw was well worth it. There were tons of religious paintings, naked statues (Classic) and random artifacts throughout the museum. Also, someone needed to tell the painters how to paint babies because baby Jesus was terrifying in all of the paintings of him. I get nightmares.

The crowning jewel came at the end: Rafael’s School of Athens fresco and *trumpets*
Do do do do do doooooooooooooooooo!

The Sistine Chapel. Michelangelo was a genius in both painting and sculpture and this shows it. It was awesome to just stand and stare for a while because you could keep discovering details. And details. And oh, some more details. No pictures were allowed though, so go buy your ticket to Rome! This is a joke…but really. Just do it.

To get out of the rain and fill our grumbling bellies, we hopped over to the nearby pizza place. Sitting is the nicest thing I will ever experience in my life. Maybe a little travel here and there too. But mostly sitting.
We continued our search of Super Famous Stuff by walking (busing? I can’t remember…UGH) over to the Coliseum. I was very excited to see this because Gladiator is the greatest movie ever. Okay, really good. Maybe not quite the greatest. As per usual, rain occurred while we were there but we had already taken some good pictures and seen most of it by the time that happened. It was spectacular to see because of how amazingly, mind-bogglingly old it is. And history! And time! Whoa, guys was I excited for a second.

With our ticket to the Coliseum, the Roman Forum was also included. These were some spectacular ruins across from the Coliseum that don’t get enough attention for how cool they are. It was more of the history/time nerdiness coming out for this entire place because my imagination goes crazy in these types of places. Why don’t ya got any ruins, Minnesota?

We wandered around these quintessential Roman ruins until an announcement came that the park was closing. The first exit we got to was already locked, so my legs were loving me by the time we made it back to the original entrance.

I am fairly certain we went to the train station one of these days to purchase tickets for the rest of our journey. I can’t remember which day, but it took up some of our afternoon. We can say it was this day. Yup.

After, we went out to eat and I remember none of this. All I have written about it in my notebook is “Okay pasta.” So I had some okay pasta. And I guarantee you we went to bed after that, once again walking with our too-stiff legs from our walking-around-so-much-how-can-legs-feel-like-this day.
 
The next day, we woke up late. Nope, early again. We had a train to catch but decided to stop by the Pantheon first. On our way, we stumbled upon a really cool piazza with a fountain by someone famous depicting river gods and four continents. It was fun to guess which were which but we had Not Enough Time, so we kept walking to the Pantheon. This was fascinating because it was once dedicated to ancient Roman gods and now is Christian and the fact that something in such good condition has been around so long is crazy. Crazy I tell you! (Like me at this point. Airports, am I right?)

We grabbed our stuff from the hostel and made it to the train station well before our departure, thank everything holy. There was a nearby church with a fancy sculpture Katie wanted to see, so we dragged our stuff through the drizzle and went into the church one at a time, with one person guarding the keerap outside. Apparently the sculpture was in a different church, so some nice Italian gent escorted Katie there and back before we raced off to the station again.

A train ride brought us to a new city and it was time to find our hostel, which is always a fun game. Our directions took us through a rather large outdoor market, and I can’t think of a better place to drag my gigantic suitcase. That might not be accurate. To add to it when we got to our hostel, there was no elevator. So. Many. Stairs. God bless the Italians for carrying my suitcase up three flights of stairs.

After getting settled, we went back out to go to the largest church in the city, the Duomo. It was built a long time ago (Surprising) but the entire fancy façade was added much later. Pictures will help you understand. This inside was surprisingly bare except for the dome and a counterclockwise clock. I want one. As a good Cathedral, there was a tower we climbed for a great view of the city.

We (I) had had enough excitement with heights, so we went to the market and both bought items. I splurged and purchased an Italian leather purse because I needed a new bag and there will never be a better time. We got all our shopping done surprisingly quickly and knew of a place across the river to watch sunset. We had the first major navigation error where we walked parallel to the river for a good half hour before we realized we were getting nowhere. Oops. Luckily, there was still enough time to get to the top and enjoy (with all the other tourists) the sunset. Magnificent, as always.

We wandered on that side of the river to find a restaurant that had been recommended to us, but alas, were unsuccessful. Luckily, the ravioli I ended up getting at the Random Restaurant was still quite good. Walking back proved almost as difficult as finding the sunset spot and we got lost again. Le sigh. It was bedtime after we made it back because tired. (That is a terribly formed sentence. Forgive me. 2AM in an airport is not my best time.)

We awoke early in the mornin’ to see the best sight in all of Florence. We ate a quick breakfast of pastries and then journeyed to the Academia, another museum. We started off learning about old-time musical instruments because they have great names (Hurdy-gurdy. That’s a thing.) and we could sit and enjoy the music. Everything else after was religion-y and sculpture-y, good but not excellent until we saw it. The David was easily the best piece of art in Florence. There were unfinished Michelangelo sculptures leading up to it, so you can really appreciate what a genius he was. I wasn’t allowed photos of the real thing, so I have some with a fake David we found in a piazza. He is less cool. Sorry, fake David.

We stared at him (What can I say? He’s an attractive statue) for a long while and then left to do something we couldn’t in Rome: ENJOY FREE TIME. I missed you so! So I am too excited for the Do Nothing part of traveling, and Rome was great but absolutely exhausting. Sitting in our room napping and talking with our Canadian roommates was a great change of pace. Katie and I lazed for a few hours and later meandered around (window shopping for our engagement rings) until it was time to eat again.

We went out to a great place that was in Katie’s guidebook and had one of my favorite meals and it stood out even with all the pasta I’ve eaten in the last week and a half. On a whim, we bought a bottle of champagne from a store after dinner and took it down by the river to chat and relax. The night was excellent and we decided to head back and call it a night.

The night changed for the more exciting when we got back. We had met a guy, Lee, from our hostel and Alice (or Alex? Katie and I still aren’t sure which), who both wanted to go out for the night. We headed to a couple of bars which meant I had a grand total of one bright-pink passion fruit margarita. Poor Lee, drinking a pink margarita and getting told he could be “one of the girls.” We bar hopped until we found a place with some classic American music (Don’t Stop Believin,’ much?) and stayed until it closed and then got gyros. All in all, we were out until 4AM. We put the kibosh on waking up early the next day to go to the food market.

Well, dear readers, we are almost done with my time abroad. Next post will be about Cinque Terre and Venice and then…That is everything. Wow.

Stay tuned!